Roll #63: Rust Buckets
Rust Bucket (noun): A car ship, or other vehicle which is old and badly rusted.
Rusty Buckets (noun): A collection of one or more buckets which have succumbed to oxidation. [see below]
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I know---it's a terrible pun. If you came here for the first definition, worry not, there will be plenty of these if you stick around or simply scroll through the post.
Because the images from this roll ooze so much rust---so much farm--- so much tractor-ridin', cowboy hat wearin', folky twang goodness...I'll let Kenny Chesney handle today's prose. Without further ado, here is She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy:
Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate, yonder here she comes
With a basket full of chicken
And a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
I open up the throttle and stir a little dust
Look at her face, she ain't a foolin' me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pulling
While it's tillin' up the land
She's even kinda crazy
'Bout my farmers tan
She's the only one who really
Understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
We ride back and forth till we run out of light
Take it to the barn, put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft, sit and talk with the radio on
She says she's got a dream and I ask what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
She ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a deer, man her eyes light up
There you have it folks. That is the type of lyrical genius that it takes to get on the Bilboard Hot 100 and get yourself a piece of coveted, RIAA gold-certified music.
Camera: Kodak Retina IB
Film: Kodak Pro Image 100
When: August 2020
Where: Howard County, MD